"Pet Lamps"

I just had a great idea!  When your favorite pet dies, you can turn the little gem into a lamp and enjoy him/her forever!  What an enlightening thought!! 

Actually, I am not that mean.  Hunter just had some surgery on his.......well......."man parts" and this device keeps him from licking his.....ahhhh.........."wounds".  

Wouldn't this floor lamp brighten any family room?

I wonder where I should mount the switch......